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Hey you, put some spice in your face
Han dynasty is yo mothafuckin place
Hey you, put some spice in your face
all other Chinese food is made a disgrace
Han Dynasty Han Dynasty
We goin to eat at han dynasty
Han dynasty Han dynasty
We goin to feast at han dynasty
Sichuan style So worthwhile
Let your mouth feel the heat
Bounce yo ass to the beat
Taiwanese sausage is good for your health
But where’s the general tso’s?
Hey go fuck yourself
Han Dynasty is at the top of the food chain
it's the wrong place for sesame chicken and lo mein
Get that shrimp dry pepper style flash fry
This is where weak taste buds go to die
I love the dan dan noodles and spicy cucumber
Spice level 10 is the magic number
Come here because you love the heat
It's like an explosion, but the kind you can eat.
Hey you, put some spice in your face
Han dynasty is yo mothafuckin place
Hey you, put some spice in your face
all other Chinese food is made a disgrace
Han Dynasty Han Dynasty
We goin to eat at han dynasty
Han dynasty Han dynasty
We goin to feast at han dynasty
Han is the owner, his name means fire
And I’ll kill him myself before I let him retire
His food has earned him customers so loyal
He’s Like a Chinese Gandalf making spells out of chili oil
The flavor king has been crowned
He’s dishing out dishes and verbal beat downs
to the weak who seek more heat than
they can eat they order higher numbers and make a hasty retreat
but this food doesn’t all give a burning sensation
double cooked pork belly deserves a standing ovation
and that three cup chicken is so mighty fine
I end up getting it almost every time
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